I T TRIED TO ANSWER ONE OF THE TMI QUESSTNION ANS INSTEAD I ACCIDENTAL;LY MIXED TWO OF THEM TOGETHER AND HIT PUBLISH SO I JUST PUBLISHED AN ASK IMPLYING THAT I TRIED TO PUT A PIECE OF TOAST INTO MY VAGINA
PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I JUST WANT TO FORGET
(Source: rnilkbreath)
‘you’re beautiful’ i whisper as i trail my cursor down your face
I strongly disagree with anyone who says Maleficent isn’t the best Disney villain. No singing, no dancing, no long expositions about her plans, no tolerance for bumbling comedy sidekicks (she electrocutes a whole room full of minions when she finds out they’ve fucked up and spent the last few years searching for a baby), just outright malicious intent.
I mean let’s take a look at her motivations compared to other popular Disney villains:
SCAR - Wanted to become King.URSULA - Wanted to rule the seas.
WICKED QUEEN - Wanted to rule as the most beautiful woman in the land.
JAFAR - Wanted to rule in the Sultan’s place and/or obtain ultimate power.
Maleficient, by contrast, didn’t want any of that. She didn’t want more power. She didn’t want fame. She didn’t want to rule. She just wanted to raise hell. This is the woman who decided that every newborn child in the kingdom should die and that the land should be covered in darkness for one reason - SHE WASN’T INVITED TO A MOTHERFUCKING PARTY.
That’s right, the evil bitch basically condemned an entire kingdom to die at her hands because she didn’t get invited to a christening.
This is not a woman with a motivation. She cannot be reasoned with. Her actions cannot be rationalized. She is evil for the fun of being evil, not because she wants something.
THAT, my friends, is the ultimate villain. One who knows they’re evil and LOVES it.
#that’s what i’m going to do the next time i’m not invited to a party tbh
SHE WASN’T INVITED TO A MOTHERFUCKING PARTY.
Also, she can turn into a DRAGON! HOW BAWSE IS THAT!?
I love that her motivation is identical to that of Eris. KALLISTI!
(Source: metropolis-vanguard)
i’ve finally started watching adventure time
how is this a kid’s show
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An English lesson
Sorry to all those that learned English as their second language
noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:
noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:
IT’S A HUMMINGBEE
These are BEE FLIES!
Harmless to everything else, these precious little cutie pies sneak their eggs into beehives, where their larvae can parasitize bee larvae and eat their food reserves!
omg so they’re cute and they kill assholes who sting
amazing
simply amazing
Bee’s aren’t the stingy assholes that’s wasps
nice to know mom’s bee sting allergy doesn’t exist then
bees can be total assholes tho(killer bees anyways), walk within 10ft of one of those fuckers hive and literally every single one of them will follow you and try to sting you to death
As much as I agree with you guys about the stingy-ness being something to fear, you have to realize that we kind of need bees in order to sustain the planet’s ecosystems. Every year, we’re losing a buttload of bee colonies dues to Colony Collapse Syndrome and other threats, and if it keeps up, there won’t be nary a bee left to pollinate the plants humans and other organisms need to survive.
Let’s stop with the “bees are stingy they should all die” comments, alright?
(Source: cortem1)
Those were the days of gods and of demons
The Forest Spirit
Princess Mononoke
Katsucon 2013
One of my favorite costumes from the weekend - this is such a clever interpretation the Forest Spirit! This lady added lots of neat touches, like kodama peeping out from the headdress and the sprouts coming out of her shoes.HOW DOES THIS HAVE ONLY 28 NOTES
dude i was gonna keep scrolling and i did the BIGGEST DOUBLE TAKE LIKE HOLY FUCKING CHEESE THIS IS BRILLIANT
